Life lesson #1
Learn to suck up to the bullshit life throws at you.
For example, if life throws you a lemon. What do you do?
a. Let the lemon hit you straight in the face. Ouch! Tough luck
b. Dodge and watch the lemon squash and splatter as it hits the ground. Sigh in relief that it's missed you this time.
c. Catch it and turn it into a lemonade. Why not make the best of it hey?
d. Suck on it. The utter sourness will scrunch your face up. How unpleasant. But you know it'll go away after a while.
I will go for C but if possible, B. Unfortunately, you don't always have such generous options. It'll usually hit you in the face. Unsurprisingly, it's when you least expect it. C'est la vie, I tell myself. It's 50% beautiful, 50% ugly.
50% beautiful. 50% ugly.
For example, if life throws you a lemon. What do you do?
a. Let the lemon hit you straight in the face. Ouch! Tough luck
b. Dodge and watch the lemon squash and splatter as it hits the ground. Sigh in relief that it's missed you this time.
c. Catch it and turn it into a lemonade. Why not make the best of it hey?
d. Suck on it. The utter sourness will scrunch your face up. How unpleasant. But you know it'll go away after a while.
I will go for C but if possible, B. Unfortunately, you don't always have such generous options. It'll usually hit you in the face. Unsurprisingly, it's when you least expect it. C'est la vie, I tell myself. It's 50% beautiful, 50% ugly.
50% beautiful. 50% ugly.
