June-1 Cockroach-0

I feel extreme hostility when approached my a cockroach

That poor bugger in the above picture has just been flushed down the toilet. I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out how to corner and get hold of it and I am traumatised. ARGH. It's the third time this spring that I had to do that! Thank god for Kneelex's 50% larger 3-ply tissue paper LOL. BUT SERIOUSLY OMG. Why is Australia plagued with all these horrible little creepy crawlies! Roaches, small teeny spiders, HUGE furry spiders, crickets, hideous bloated houseflies and more roaches. What the fuck.

I am only glad I'm gonna be home for the entire summer. I was starting to get paranoid about my flat and bedroom being ghastly infested by them *shudders*